The Love Guru
Rated: PG-13
My Rating: A
Starring:
Mike Myers
Jessica Alba
Justin Timberlake,
and
Verne Troyer


Maurice Pitka (Mike Myers) is in search for some money, and is given a job for 2 million, and is hired by Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) who wants to stop a curse on her team the Toronto Maple Leafs, by helping the player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco). Darren is being torn apart between his split with Prudence Roanoke (Meagan Good) who is now dating their enemy Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake). Guru Pitka has to use his DRAMA method on him but it is cut short when, an Oprah apperance is in the air, but if she doesn't see them back together, and Roanoke back on his game in time to win the Stanley Cup the apperance will be given to a rival guru. With the help of Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer) can Guru Pitka help Roanoke, or lose his Oprah apperance. With a little spoofs, and tons of comedy, this also guest stars Jessica Simpson, Kanye West, and more!

TRAILERS BEFORE THE MOVIE!
-Mamma Mia!
-Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
-Journey To The Center of The Earth in 3-D
-Tropic Thunder
-The Pineapple Express
-Meet Dave